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      <image:title>Aviation Gift Guide: Shirts for Pilots, Plane Lovers &amp; Aircraft Enthusiasts</image:title>
      <image:caption>C-130 Hercules Flight Deck original shirt design by A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Nature Lover Gift Guide: Roly-Polies, Moths &amp; Wildlife Oddities</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roly Poly Society original wildlife illustration from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Fishticuffs bass and pike original fishing graphic from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Midwest Cryptid Gift Guide: Mothman, Lake Erie &amp; Other Bad Omens</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mothman Weather Service original Midwest cryptid graphic from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/news/weird-gifts-for-oddly-specific-interests</loc>
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      <image:caption>Weird Gifts for People With Oddly Specific Interests — original artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/news/strange-stocking-stuffers-small-weird-gifts</loc>
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      <image:title>Strange Stocking Stuffers &amp; Small Gifts for People Who Have Everything</image:title>
      <image:caption>Strange Stocking Stuffers &amp;amp; Small Gifts for People Who Have Everything — original artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/news/literary-history-gifts-readers-nerds</loc>
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      <image:title>Literary &amp; History Gifts for Readers, Melville Fans and Curious Minds</image:title>
      <image:caption>Literary &amp;amp; History Gifts for Readers, Melville Fans and Curious Minds — original artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/c-130-hercules-airplane-that-refuses-to-retire</loc>
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      <image:title>The C-130 Hercules: The Airplane That Refuses to Retire</image:title>
      <image:caption>C-130 Hercules original Flight Deck aircraft artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/roly-polies-are-crustaceans-pillbug-facts</loc>
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      <image:title>Roly-Polies Are Crustaceans. This Is Not a Drill.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roly Poly Society original vintage-inspired isopod artwork</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/stephen-crane-in-the-desert-poem-history</loc>
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      <image:title>Stephen Crane&apos;s In the Desert: A Very Small, Very Uncomfortable Poem</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stephen Crane In the Desert original literary artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/pby-catalina-flying-boat-rescue-history</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-12T17:50:08-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The PBY Catalina: The Flying Boat That Came Back for People</image:title>
      <image:caption>Consolidated PBY Catalina Black Cats original aviation shirt art</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-001-pill-bug-outstanding-achievement-in-becoming-a-ball</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-12T17:50:08-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 001 — The Pill Bug: Outstanding Achievement in Becoming a Ball</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roly Poly Society original isopod illustration by A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-002-c-130-hercules-refusing-to-retire</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-12T17:50:08-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 002 — C-130 Hercules: Distinguished Service in Refusing to Retire</image:title>
      <image:caption>C-130 Hercules original Flight Deck shirt art by A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-003-shoebill-lifetime-achievement-in-being-unimpressed</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-12T17:50:08-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 003 — The Shoebill: Lifetime Achievement in Looking Deeply Unimpressed</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shoebill retro wildlife shirt original illustration by A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-dead-reckoning/issue-zero-the-dead-reckoning-begins</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T23:37:59-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>From the Editor</image:title>
      <image:caption>C-130 Hercules aviation art introducing The Unreasonable Gazette</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-dead-reckoning/giant-isopod-new-species-hidden-museum-collection-october-2026</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-12T18:07:27-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Giant Isopod Spent Decades in a Museum. Turns Out It Was a New Species.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roly Poly Society original illustration; a land-dwelling relative, not the newly described giant deep-sea isopod</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-004-dung-beetle-milky-way-navigation</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:21-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 004 — The Dung Beetle: Outstanding Achievement in Celestial Navigation with Questionable Cargo</image:title>
      <image:caption>Original Dung Beetle Society illustration from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-005-freshwater-mussel-fish-transport</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:22-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 005 — The Freshwater Mussel: Excellence in Unlicensed Passenger Transport</image:title>
      <image:caption>Freshwater Mussel Society original illustration from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/museum-of-dubious-achievements/exhibit-006-horseshoe-crab-not-a-crab-blue-blood</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:24-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Exhibit 006 — The Horseshoe Crab: Lifetime Achievement in Being Neither a Horse Nor a Crab</image:title>
      <image:caption>Horseshoe Crab Society graphic art from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/why-arizona-town-name-highway-y</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:26-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Why, Arizona: A Town Name That Is Also a Perfectly Reasonable Question</image:title>
      <image:caption>Original Greetings from Why Arizona postcard art by A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/leaf-sheep-sea-slug-kleptoplasty-chloroplasts</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:27-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Sea Slug That Borrowed a Solar Panel</image:title>
      <image:caption>Leaf Sheep Gardening Club original sea-slug illustration from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-footnotes/sr-71-blackbird-titanium-heat-mach-3-engineering</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T15:38:29-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0751/1611/8190/articles/20261004005948-1f1bf8ee-58f4-663a-82a3-ceb6928a8891.jpg?v=1791919898</image:loc>
      <image:title>The SR-71 Blackbird: When Speed Becomes a Materials Problem</image:title>
      <image:caption>Original Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird artwork from A Breach In Taste</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-dead-reckoning/issue-001-the-crocodile-in-the-sphinxs-stone</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-13T23:50:28-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Issue 001 — The Crocodile in the Sphinx’s Stone</image:title>
      <image:caption>Original editorial illustration of an ancient long-snouted crocodilian with fossil and Egyptian stone motifs; conceptual illustration, not a scientific reconstruction</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-dead-reckoning/issue-002-the-object-under-the-lagoon-earhart-search</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-19T12:20:32-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0751/1611/8190/articles/dead-reckoning-issue-002-feature-earhart-electra.jpg?v=1792426772</image:loc>
      <image:title>Issue 002 — The Object Under the Lagoon</image:title>
      <image:caption>Amelia Earhart and her Lockheed Electra in 1937 — archival photograph, not the Taraia Object expedition.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://abreachintaste.com/blogs/the-dead-reckoning/issue-003-dragonfly-first-simulated-flight-titan</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-25T13:41:40-04:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Issue 003 — A First Flight, Without Leaving Earth</image:title>
      <image:caption>NASA Dragonfly rotorcraft flight hardware suspended for structural vibration testing at Johns Hopkins APL in 2026</image:caption>
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