Kidney Stone National Reserve Shirt, Protected Geological Formation Tee
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WELCOME TO THE RESERVE.
Deep within the Renal Highlands lies a rare and naturally occurring geological phenomenon: painfully beautiful crystal formations formed entirely under pressure.
This fantasy national park parody design features towering crystal mountains, a winding river system, wildflowers, and an extremely suspicious anatomical resemblance that kidney stone veterans will recognize immediately.
Designed for:
kidney stone survivors
chronic illness gremlins
hydrated-but-still-cursed individuals
crystal-loving forest wanderers
people whose body decided to start manufacturing minerals internally
Featuring vintage WPA-style park badge aesthetics mixed with cozy cottagecore fantasy vibes, this shirt walks the perfect line between beautiful and medically concerning.
Bottom text:
“Protected Geological Formation”
Because apparently your body considered these a natural resource.
Perfect for nephrology humor, chronic condition meme culture, recovery gifts, or wearing while aggressively drinking water and bargaining with the universe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- No side seams and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Available S–4XL (58 colors); sewn-in label for clean neckline
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Kidney Stone National Reserve Shirt, Protected Geological Formation Tee
$0.00
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$0.00
Regular price