Gout Chocula Shirt
Black / S
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price $25.00
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Part of a painfully complete breakfast.
Meet GOUT CHOCULA — the official cereal of rich meats, red wine, poor decisions, and mysteriously waking up unable to walk correctly.
This vintage horror parody tee blends:
🦇 classic monster cereal nostalgia
🥩 medieval aristocrat energy
🍷 elite levels of indulgence
🦶 immediate regret
Featuring:
✔ Purine Marshmallows
✔ Uric Acid Blast Flavor
✔ A dramatically elevated foot
✔ The most cursed breakfast mascot of all time
Perfect for:
spooky season goblins
gothic weirdos
chronic illness meme lords
horror parody collectors
people whose joints can detect incoming storms
Printed in a distressed retro-horror style that looks incredible on black and vintage purple tees.
Because nothing says “luxury” like eating like a king and suffering like a Victorian nobleman.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet softens with wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for that lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Sale
Gout Chocula Shirt
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price $25.00
Fit tip: Check the listed size options and any measurement chart in the photos. Comparing measurements to something you already own helps avoid sizing surprises.
Made to order. Allow approximately 2–7 business days for production before shipping. Tracking is provided when your order ships.