Gout Chocula Cereal Parody Shirt, Gothic Halloween Graphic Tee
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Part of a painfully complete breakfast.
Meet GOUT CHOCULA — the official cereal of rich meats, red wine, poor decisions, and mysteriously waking up unable to walk correctly.
This vintage horror parody tee blends:
🦇 classic monster cereal nostalgia
🥩 medieval aristocrat energy
🍷 elite levels of indulgence
🦶 immediate regret
Featuring:
✔ Purine Marshmallows
✔ Uric Acid Blast Flavor
✔ A dramatically elevated foot
✔ The most cursed breakfast mascot of all time
Perfect for:
spooky season goblins
gothic weirdos
chronic illness meme lords
horror parody collectors
people whose joints can detect incoming storms
Printed in a distressed retro-horror style that looks incredible on black and vintage purple tees.
Because nothing says “luxury” like eating like a king and suffering like a Victorian nobleman.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet softens with wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for that lived-in color and texture
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Gout Chocula Cereal Parody Shirt, Gothic Halloween Graphic Tee
$25.00
Sale price
$25.00
Regular price